Drummer jokes

1. A guitarist asked a drummer why he prefers drum over guitar. The drummer answered atleast with drums you can loose cholesterol.

2. A guitarist wanted to torture the drummer, so he hid one of the drummer's sticks. After looking around, the drummer fell to his knees, raised his eyes to heaven, held up his remaining stick, and said, "Thank you Lord, for making me a conductor".


3. Two girls are walking down the road  when they hear, "Ssh! Down here". They looked down and see a frog, who says, "If you kiss me I'll turn into a famous drummer and make you rich and famous". One of the  girls reached down, grabs the frog, and stuffs it in her purse. The other girl says,  "Aren't you going to kiss him"? The first girl says, "No way! A talking frog is worth more than a famous drummer any day".


4. Why is a drum machine better than a drummer?
A. Because it keeps a steady beat and won't try to steal your girlfriend.


5. What's the difference between a drummer and government bonds?
Government bonds eventually mature and earn money.

6.What's the definition of a gentleman?
A. Someone who knows how to play the drums - but doesn't.